Why Is There Racism? Where Were You During Slavery And The Holocaust?
October 18th, 2008
Y is there racisim? i don’t mean stupid racist jokes like white people can’t dance, black people are hung, and asians are about to build Voltron but slavery and the holocaust. where were you when that was going down? seriously if i take a vacation i let my boss know and i have somebody cover myshift. i work at Burger king. the burgers keep fliping and you get it supersized with a diet coke. was that you turning the other check, did fall asleep at the desk, or was there nobody in the world to cover your vacation that couldn’t help a brothers out? Do me a favor next time you take a leave of absence let me know by email, suicide is still an option?
Diary of a Mad Black Man
-Nacambusx
Dear Nac,
Wow. You wanna know where I was while all that time? I was DEAD! They killed me! Horsewhipped me, nailed me to a freakin cross and watched me die. Did you see The Passion Of The Christ? That was The Care Bears Movie compared to what they really did to me. It SUCKED!!
After that I pretty much stayed out of Earth’s affairs. I didn’t want to go through that again. I’m still traumatized. I’m scared of crosses. It was centuries before I could look at a lowercase “t” without getting jittery.
We in the management offices decided after that to let you people pretty much have free will, and then sort it all out later. But it amazes me the things that human beings have done to each other, and still do. It’s… sad really. I mean, racism doesn’t make any sense. You all descended from the same ape-like ancestors, according to the evolutionary blueprint that God laid out for the planet. How can people hate individual branches of the same tree? It boggles my mind.
But to answer your question more clearly: No, I was not on vacation. It’s just that stopping people from doing stupid crap is not my job to begin with.
Man, I get blamed for everything…
Thanks for the question,
Jesus
P.S. The Asians ARE building Voltron. But only to fight Godzilla.
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