-Dan

Dear Dan,

I’m a bit biased against using any type of supplements to increase anything unless you were born with some type of natural deficiency.

Have you seen pictures of me before? All natural baby! I was looking good back in the days and I didn’t have to show it off wearing those tight, some what metro sexual muscle shirts. You don’t want to be like this weird guy..

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If you insist on taking creatine, please let it be known that this is a supplement. Taking too much of a supplement will not give you super human king kong like strengths any quicker than taking the recommended amount. From what I have heard, taking too much will only benefit your accuracy-skills in regards to shooting laser beams from your eye-balls.

For best results, creatine should not be taken with caffeinated drinks. In some research, creatine mixed with caffeinated drinks actually slows the muscle building affects when taken with different type of drinks. Creatine would be best taken with glucose or fructose based drinks.

Your super duper ripped friend,

JC

P.S.- Please note, anything posted here is just for hurmor; so if you decide to drink that 8 gallon drum of creatine and land yourself in the hospital, you’re on your own. Don’t be blaming JC for new found dumbass-ness.