I wanna know why is it that women have gotten such a bad wrap with driving? I’m a women and I can drive really well. I can even drive a manual! There are plenty of women who are fully capable drivers…even better than men. Take Danica Patrick for example: She’s one of the top racers in the IRL!!! Please explain to me why is it that women always get pinned with the bad wrap when it comes to the road?

-Box Car Racer

Dear Box Car Racer,

Do you know any really, really stupid guys? I mean someone so stupid that when Apple came out with the iPhone, he actually held it up to his eye and tried to talk?

That person, unfortunately, has no idea that he is so stupid. He probably thinks he’s just as smart as everyone else.

It’s the same thing with you and your driving. You’re not a good driver. You just think you are. But you’re a woman, which makes it very unlikely. Why? Because:

A) Women are almost never good drivers, and

B) Women are almost always wrong

LOL… I’m just kidding, ladies, you’re just as capable of driving as men are. I was just trying to be funny. I would never truly say anything so derogatory and chauvinistic.

So there’s no need to throw a hissy fit.

Thanks!

JC