-Sandra

Dear Sandra,

Going on vacation or trying to run away from your problems? You don’t have to tell me. I know.

I wish I could up and leave my problems too! We’re having problems here in upper management with the ‘Natural Disater‘ department lately. Someone is falling asleep at the controls and slapping the ‘Make it flood’ button a bit too much. All I can say is that employee wont be receiving the holiday Honey Baked Ham this year.

I like you Sandra, so I would say go to Vegas. You can visit New York, Italy, and meet that crazy guy who got half of his dome bit off by that pet tiger. Oh, and you can’t forget Carrot Top. I just love his jokes and his cool hair (inspired by me of course!)

With the ‘Natural Disater‘ department screwing up lately, I would not go to Hawaii. For one thing, you’re on an island with a HUGE volcano, surronded by tiger sharks. I don’t know about you, but getting burnt, then trying to swim for your life just makes you more of a nice, cooked meal from Outback for that tiger shark.

When you do come back, please don’t forget to email me your travel photos.

Your travel agent,

JC