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Who Are The Mexicans of the Asian World?
October 18th, 2008
who are the mexicans of the asian world?
-Burning Jew
Dear Burning Jew,
That’s an interesting name you’ve got there. I’m not sure why you’re burning, but you might want to go to the clinic and have it checked out. I could heal you, of course, if I wanted to — but I am not laying hands on that!
On to your question: the Mexicans of the Asian world are… the Mexicans! That’s right. The Mexican people are descended (primarily) from the Native Americans — the Aztecs, Olmecs, Mayans, and whatnot — who first migrated to what is now North America across what is now the Bering Strait from what is now Asia. Therefore, the Mexican people are of Asian descent. Crazy, isn’t it?
If you’re asking which Asian people are most like the Mexicans… that’s a tough one. There are a lot of Asian peoples who share qualities that are characteristic of Mexican people: they are hard-working, industrious, family-oriented, short, and low in facial hair. They also eat a lot of rice.
But you probably want an actual answer, huh? Okay… the Chinese. You happy, jackass?
Thanks!
Jeesus H. Christ (the “H” is for “hola”)
Tags: asians, mexicans
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