Posts Tagged ‘myspace’
Why Am I Not At The Top Of My Friends My Space List?
October 18th, 2008
dear jeesus,
i’m new at this whole my space thing and i already feel left out. why am i not at the top of my friends my space list? i feel very left out. how do i get to the top and not continue to be a “my space loser?”
-tom’s best friend
Dear Tom’s Best Friend,
Just hang in there. Myspace is just like anything else in life; we always have to start from the bottom and it’s up to us to climb up the ladder to accomplish our goals.
Don’t feel so bad, as I have finally created a myspace page a month ago and have been gaining friends here and there. Sure it’s a slow process, but that’s how I would like it to be. I would hate receiving 1,000+ requests a day saying, “I love you Jeesus! You’re so funny! May you please be my friend?!” I can bearly keep up with the 1,000+ requests just from you earthlings requesting ,”I love him, he beats me, should I stay with him?” Ugh! **Shakes head in disbelief**
I guess you’re a female so you have it pretty good for now, as most guys have to filter those strange friend’s request. You know, the request with some “nice” girl name Ashley wanting you to be her friend with a profile picture of her booty bent over, like she wants you to do something crazy to it.
Some times in life, things will come to you but for the most part, it would be best advise for you to create you own path and seek for those particular friends for yourself. Once you create a clear and clean path, usually the same quality of people will soon travel on that same road back to you.
And there is nothing wrong having Tom as your best friend; he has feelings too!
Your Best Bud,
JC!
-If you need a friend, I’ll be there for you. Just send a request to myspace.com/askjeesus.
Tags: friends, list, myspace, people, top
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How Can I Tell My Friend Her Myspace Page Makes Her Look Like A Porn Star?
October 18th, 2008
How can I tell my friend her myspace page makes her look like a Porn Star?
-Shontee
Dear Shontee,
If your friend’s MySpace page makes her look like a porn star, that’s probably what she wants to look like. For many people, porn star is a desirable title. It has the word “star” in it, at least. So for someone who hasn’t managed to become any other type of star, “porn star” might be the way to go.
If you want her to change her MySpace page, tell her it makes her look like something less prestigious: like a “crack whore”. Nobody wants to be a crack whore.
No little girl ever said, “I wanna be a crack whore when I grow up.” Not even crack whores want to be crack whores. You can also try terms like “slut”, “skank”, “hussy”, “floozy”, or “village bicycle”. But I think “crack whore” will work the best.
Good Luck,
Jesus
P.S. Umm… what’s your friend’s MySpace URL? I need to see it for… um… business reasons. Jesus stuff. You understand. Thanks!
Tags: crack, friend, myspace, myspace.com, porn, slut, star, whore
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