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-Lily is Curious

Dear Lily,

Ostrich?! Oh, those things! I kind of messed up when I created the Ostrich. I had intentions on making a super size chicken to complement the Chick-fil-a worshipers but the concept never really took off (pun not intended). One of these days, I will complete my super size chicken; on this planet or on another planet, there will be a super size chicken.

So you’re curious on how the Ostriches do the funky stuff, make love, knock boots, have sex, and get it on. I bet you and all of your girlfriends got tired talking about your crappy husband’s love making skills and started to wonder off with the animals.

Well, I can’t tell you how ostrich’s get their grove on. Whatever they do should be a sacred practice just like with you and your love one.

Your Zoo Keeper,

JC.

P.S. If you really want to know, you can look at some ostrich porn on the National Geographic Channel.

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