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Why Not Allow Black Folk To Be Called Niggers?

October 18th, 2008

Hey son,

Why is it that the earthlings don’t seem to allow the sperior white race to call the balck folk niggers?

A little insight would be great.

Thanks

-Dad

Dear “Dad”,

Nice try, genius. Too bad my father never contacts me here. He has my personal email address and my cell phone number. Also, He knows that there is no superior race. And even if He was gonna ask such a jackass question as yours, He would spellcheck it before He sent it.

The fact is, my father already knows everything, so he wouldn’t have to ask. But, Whoever-you-are, since you did have to ask, I’m gonna answer your question.

The fact is that many people do endorse the use of the word “nigger” to describe black people. It is usually those who understand that all people are created equal and who are concerned about hurting one another’s feelings that discourage it. Since you don’t seem to be one of those people, allow me to educate you.

There are many black people who are smarter than you, more athletic than you, more talented than you, better looking than you, kinder than you, and superior to you in many ways. In fact, there are people of every race who could defeat you in any contest. So how could you consider your race superior?

Right now the only thing distinguishing you is your bigotry, and it’s not a good quality to have. It’s making you, personally, look quite inferior.

That being said, you have a right to be as ignorant as you want to. I just want you to know you have the ability to rise above it.

But think how you feel if someone called you a potato-picking paddy. Not very good, right?

Think about it.

Jeesus

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